The server crashed at my webhost and Hot Action was out of commission for a while. While the site was down I realized how much I missed it.

So finally when everything came back online I fancied things up a bit, upgraded the WordPress and tweaked the template. In spite of all the warnings I didn’t bother to back up the website first. I was tempting fate. Maybe I was hoping all of the archives would disappear and I would have to start over. I would not be heartbroken about this.

If all my archives were deleted tonight I would start over tomorrow from scratch. I suppose the worst that could happen is that I would have to track down all the women I banged in 2002 and 2003, and bang them all over again.

Maybe it is time for a Hot Action reunion. Sometimes I wonder what all those ladies are up to now.

A bunch of you remain lovers and close friends to this day. Some of you moved far away, or got married, had children, fell off the radar. And a few of you I will never ever see again. Sic transit gloria mundi.

The arrow of time only points in one direction.

Troubleshooting a website over dialup is a real pain in the ass, and lousy internet access out here in the woods has been the number one cause of my reduced web presence. Fortunately I have some new technology in the works that’s going to overcome all these limitations.

I’m building a long-distance porn laser that’s going to beam all the sex directly to you, directly to your mind. I will penetrate your head and enter your consciousness by way of the pineal gland deep inside your brain. And from then on, all I will have to do to make women come is kiss them right between the eyes.

You will be able to spot Hot Action readers in public, on the bus, surreptitiously rubbing the middle of their cute little foreheads.

That’s how we say hello.

Go ahead, try it right now. Rub the middle of your forehead with the tips of two of your fingers. Can you feel it? That warm tingle?

~ soundtrack: caspa – born to do it
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