It surprises me how often
It surprises me how often I meet women who try to persuade me not to use a condom. It begs the question, how many of your other lovers were you successful in persuading?
"Well, for the past three years, I've only been with my boyfriend..."
And why did you break off with him? Because he was boning every piece of tail he could get his hands on. (...Oh, you didn't know?)
I use them, no exceptions.