Something I've noticed. Whenever I'm
Something I've noticed. Whenever I'm doing the "walk of shame" (or "going home in your party dress" as my roommate Sara puts it), women are far more likely to smile at me on the street.
At first I thought it might be because I smell like pussy, and women find that somehow appealing. But it seems to happen even if I have a shower before leaving the scene of the crime.
Perhaps it is something in my bearing, some subliminal clue I'm inadvertently giving off that makes me seem like someone a pretty girl would want to smile at.
I was mulling it over this afternoon when a cute girl walked past and flashed a smile at me. So I took a mental snapshot of myself at that exact moment. I don't think I looked much different than any other day. A little scruffier, maybe. I wasn't really smiling or anything, just deep in thought and sort of shuffling along on rubbery legs.
I like it when attractive women smile at me, so it would be great if I could recreate this appearance at will. I've tried, but it doesn't seem to work that way.