Here we have the official
Here we have the official hot action guide to giving Philip Clark a handjob.
[I typed that sentence, and then I just sat back and laughed. Fuck I love this website.]
I've received two handjobs in the past week, one very good and one not so good.
Actually it's been more like fifteen, if you count the times I've given myself a handjob. Straight guys, try not to be ashamed, but it's a fact that "every time you jerk off, you're giving some guy a handjob."
Anyway, a little while back, I noticed something about the way I masturbate. I would jerk off in a relaxed, leisurely fashion; and as I neared the moment of truth, at a certain point I would have an urge to suddenly grip myself a little bit tighter. This extra force would help to finish off the task with a bang and bring forth the gushing white mess of man-batter.
[What can you make with man-batter? Mancakes! Eh, sorry.]
That's fine when you're by yourself, but I think my dick started getting a little too used to this particular masturbation style. Sometimes when I'd be having sex there would come a point in the action when my cock would be subconsciously expecting that sudden tightening, that shift into a higher gear.
But a woman's pussy is different from my fist, so of course that change wouldn't happen. I would sort of gasp a bit and then just keep on fucking.
I didn't mind, because all it did was keep me on the edge a little longer. Often I would take it as a cue to change positions.
It took me a while to clue in as to exactly what was going on. Once I made the connection I realized that maybe it wasn't such a good thing. As a typical male, I like to think that I come whenever I want to, and I could see that my masturbation technique could wind up causing me problems someday.
So I resolved to change the way I go about taking care of myself. I made an effort to keep a constant pressure throughout, resisting the urge to squeeze tighter as the finale approached. It was slightly excruciating at first, yet very pleasurable. On the whole the new method turned out to be pretty good for my self-love life.
The upshot of the foregoing paragraphs is that I've learned to savour a soft touch on myself.
So I was hanging out one night with a sexy young thing I'd run into at the Marquee. It was her "time of the month" and that usually means lots of hand-play.
She had smallish breasts with hard nipples that I just loved swirling my tongue around. I slid my hand down her jeans and ran my fingers over top of her panties. She was bucking her hips and moaning and I could tell she was getting pretty excited.
She reached down and undid my belt buckle and opened up my pants to release my cock. I was hard as a cast bronze sculpture (that's for all you foxy art students reading this).
Then she grabbed my member and started yanking on it. The more turned on she got, the rougher she got, pulling it every which way. Holy shit. After a couple minutes, I had to stop touching her and just lay on my back and grit my teeth with the force of her manual assault.
A cock should be hard, it should be strong, was the thought going through my head. And yet... it's also a very sensitive organ. Very very sensitive. And a man shouldn't feel guilty about grabbing a woman's wrist and moving her hand away, if it feels like she's going to rip the damn thing right off.
I found this woman so sexy that I didn't want to say anything to make her feel like I was criticizing her as a lover. But I thought a little demonstration might be in order. So I flipped her over on her back and straddled her. With my knees I pinned her arms down so her hands wouldn't be able to cause any trouble (I do enjoy that sort of thing).
Slowly I moved my cock around on her hot little tits and up across her face (you know... just to make sure I had her attention). Then I made her watch as I started playing with myself.
The contrast in techniques was remarkable. My own touch as I stroked my cock was slow and downright delicate by comparison with hers.
My penis was hot, hard and slippery as I slid my fingertips up and down its length. I started to move my hips, rhythmically fucking my hand.
She seemed to be enjoying the show and I enjoyed showing off for her. I reached behind me with my other hand, ran my hand over her panties again, fingering her gently.
I could've done that all night. Pinning her down, making her watch. Teasing her.
I was growling, getting turned on. I couldn't stop watching her face. So pretty. Her lips, the way she turned her head back and forth. The sounds she was making...
After a while I brought the demonstration to its inevitable explosive finish. All over her.
I think the lesson was a fulfilling one for both of us. I may even let her touch my cock again...
Now on the other hand (pardon the expression)... if I'd had my video camera rolling in my bedroom last night, I could've marketed the tapes as a handjob how-to. It felt so good, I might have been getting a handjob from myself, or from God (assuming God is female, brunette, five-eleven and Montréal-beautiful).
How can I explain what went right about last night? Here are a few key points.
- A perfect, steady rhythm. A regular rhythm. Not stopping every ten seconds to go do something else.
- My erection wants to point in a certain direction--more upward than outward. Best results are obtained by stroking along this natural axis.
- She took the natural lubrication from the tip of my cock and rubbed it around and around and down the length of my shaft until my whole cock was slippery. Just like I do to myself. Amazing.
(I felt these long, low moans coming from deep inside my body. I couldn't help it. I reached down to cup her gorgeous ass. Reached my hand down and around to feel her. Slid one finger inside, then two.)
- "A little higher," I panted. I took her hand and moved it up from the base of my shaft so that she was stimulating me directly over the head of my cock. "Ohh, god..."
- She's got her hand around the tip, I have the tips of my fingers inside her... There's this mental fusion that takes place during a great handjob, when you're touching each other like this, and all of a sudden you are fucking. I don't know how else to explain it. It is intense and very powerful.
- It was all I could do to stuff a pillow over my face before every muscle in my body went rigid and rocked.
"You... are... going... to make me... come... so... hard..."
Comments
holy adjectives batman, that was very discriptive.
x0
Posted by: Anonymous | September 23, 2003 09:34 PM
Then there's no excuse not to get it right.
Now excuse me please... I have a boner.
Posted by: phi. | September 23, 2003 09:58 PM
If I should ever meet you in a dark alley (closet, hallway, supermarket, etc.) I shall know what to do! Although your great handjob was a dissertation on my normal routine...
Thanks for stopping by and reading my post. I think that was the song that started my fascination with fisting. Never done it, though!
You should check out my archives, I think you may enjoy a few of my experiences!
Posted by: ThatGirl | September 23, 2003 10:09 PM
Very good Philip.
My handjobs usually include some mouth, in between, you know. Like the Pause part.
Your erection points upward now. But I've heard guys dip and dip as they age. So around fifty,it's straight out. phil 'L' clark. Zing, zing.
You may have to modify this post. Gosh, at 80 it'll point right at your feet.
xo
Posted by: claudette | September 23, 2003 11:27 PM
thatgirl: from the sound of things, i would like to be part of your "normal routine." just as long as you keep both your fists in front of me where i can see them, you naughty girl.
now there's one problem with halifax, nova scotia: a serious lack of dark alleyways.
claudette: there's a diagram i saw once. open your hand and spread out your fingers with the thumb pointing upwards. the thumb represents the angle of erection of a male in his twenties. the index finger represents the 30s, the middle finger is his 40s, and so on.
you are correct. at age 50, my boner will be pointing straight outward.
in other words, perfectly parallel to the queen elizabeth II high school gymnasium floor.
Posted by: phi. | September 24, 2003 12:59 AM
Okay, that's hot. I don't quite understand why you didn't tell the girl hurting you something like "that feel good, but I like it even more when you do it like this . . ." but it sounds like it worked out well anyway.
Who's to say every guy likes it the same way? Maybe some guy told her to do that. *shrug* I've found that most people who've touched my clit (there is something dirty about that line) are too rough for my comfort and I tend to say "gentle, gentle" . . . then I reward with a "yeah, that's great"
Posted by: Warrior Princess | September 25, 2003 08:50 AM
P.S. You inspired a post on my blog
P.P.S. I can't read all of the lines of your blog . . . there are some that seem half eaten by the page
Posted by: Warrior Princess | September 25, 2003 09:51 AM
A woman can squeeze your dick during sex with Kegel muscles. It won't be as hard as you acn do with your hand, but there will be a change in pressure. Just a suggestion ;)
Posted by: Pam | September 26, 2003 11:49 AM
warrior: not sure why i didn't say anything; i'm normally pretty vocal. maybe i wanted to give her room to use her intuition.
by the way... what browser are you using? i'm running safari for mac osx so i have no idea what this page looks like to 95% of th eplanet. is it so unreadable that it's useless?
Pam: i am in favour of your suggestion.
Posted by: phi. | September 26, 2003 06:16 PM
yeah, i think Internet Explorer doesnt like the font. if you find the text screwing up again, just highlight it and read it that way... either that or pester phil to do something about it :P
Posted by: metallicker | September 28, 2003 08:33 AM
Re: illegible text
At the risk of sounding risque: Reload.
Or refresh. F5 on IE.
Posted by: Anonymous | September 28, 2003 04:11 PM
re: illegible text
It is I.E. - reload doesn't work for me, but surprisingly highlighting the text does. Well, at least now I won't have trouble reading it.
Posted by: Warrior Princess | September 28, 2003 07:09 PM
i always wanted to be a god...
Posted by: klc | September 29, 2003 09:49 PM
klc: How about a saint. "Saint KLC; patron saint of prophylactic technology."
Posted by: phi. | September 30, 2003 02:17 PM
I always enjoy a good masturbation story. Well done. Personally, I would just be happy watching someone masturbate over having sex with them....hmmmm.....If you keep writing more stories like this, i'll be back on this site a LOT more often.
Posted by: Lisa | October 10, 2003 11:05 PM
What can you make with man butter?
Babies!
Hot Sex,
JoJo
jojo@jojojinx.com
Posted by: JoJo Jinx | November 14, 2003 03:44 PM
I love watching a man masturbate, I'm hot just thinking about it now.
Posted by: Pussy | November 20, 2003 02:16 AM
Well, now you've gone and done it. After reading, I'm almost convinced I prefer giving hand jobs more than blow jobs or even fucking. I second ThatGirl. Yum.
Posted by: jane | December 29, 2003 08:48 AM
A good handjob beats a fuck any time... - but is nothing compared to a blowjob ;-P
Alex
Posted by: Alex | March 10, 2004 04:31 PM
Please post that story on hornyhandjobs.com
Posted by: Wayne | May 13, 2004 01:52 AM