str8 pride day
Straight Pride to be recognized in Yellowknife.
'Many, many heterosexuals contribute largely to this community and we should recognize that just as well as the other' Councillor Alan Woytiuk
So the city of Yellowknife will be celebrating Straight Pride Day on June 9, and Gay Pride Day on June 10.
I think that's totally wicked!
I already have it all planned out. I'm going to fly to Yellowknife and find a couple of sexy women to have a threesome with on the evening of June 9. (I have reason to believe that there are some serious hotties in the Canadian North.)
For the first part of the evening, one of the ladies will watch while I get it on with the other one. (Or they can take turns watching. That's fine with me.) As the clock approaches midnight, a walloping orgasm will blow through my body with all the force of an Arctic storm.
And then, at 12:01 on the morning of June 10, I will sit back in an armchair and watch as my two ladies have a go at each other. While they dyke it out for my viewing pleasure, I will raise a toast to Gay Pride Day with a nice, tall, refreshing glass of milk.
As a heterosexual person, it will give me great pleasure to be able to "contribute" to the community. Dear Yellowknife, where would you like me to leave my contribution? All over your stomach? How about all over your face?
