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May 31, 2006

Action Photo Challenge

I'm home alone in the country tonight. It's too bad you're not here. I feel like taking some pictures.

Maybe you could take some for me. Are you up for a challenge? How about a sexy photo scavenger hunt?

Here's the idea. I'm going to give you a list. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to run around and snap a photo for every item on this list.

Then upload all the photos to wherever you normally put photos on the Internet, or better still post them on your own blog. Leave me a link in the comments so I can go have a look.

I seek a photographic record of the following current obsessions:
- A black bra draped over the handlebars of a bike
- A bare shoulder with visible bite marks
- A stockinged leg up in the air inside an automobile (foot must be touching the roof of the car)
- A black-and-white photo of a dramatically arched back
- The words "Hot Action" written in lipstick on a mirror in a public washroom

Why don't you see what you can come up with by the weekend.

You get bonus points for style. Creative people make me hot.

May 27, 2006

do-it-yourself sex blog

Dear readers, you have been so good to me lately. Today I'm going to give you the opportunity to create your very own Hot Action entry.

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I was down at the . Just another night in .

She appeared out of and into the chair across from me. As soon as our met, I could tell she was my .

"I've read your and I find it very ," she said.

I . "Why don't we get out of here. It's only a couple blocks to my ."

We grabbed our and headed outside. As we walked along, I pulled her and nestled my in her , overcome by the smell of .

The second we found ourselves alone I just had to her. Her body was . I could not deny the insistent in my .


Her grew when she gazed upon my . "I can't wait to on it," she said.

Her was . I closed my eyes and . "Oh my ," I said. "I think I'm going to ."

My still at the memory.

May 26, 2006

kicks and snares

I'll be spending a quiet weekend at home, writing and working on music. We'll see what comes out of it.

I'm gradually putting this site back together. The link list is being rebuilt from scratch, so if you have a blog you think I might like, leave me a link in the comments and I'll hook you up.

The webcam is all up, if you see the word "online" in the right column then click the pic. I've added a shoutbox on the webcam page in case you want to get at me in realtime.

You might also track me down as "philip9volt" if you're on AIM or iChat. I would say that AIM or Messenger is probably my favourite way to receive sexy self-portraits. Smile for me.

I've added a link for PayPal contributions. I'm trying to raise money to travel to San Francisco for VloggerCon.

Your generosity will be rewarded. Twenty dollars gets you a copy of the new A/V cd, Hot Action. Thirty will get you two cds, Hot Action and Control Change.

A fifty dollar donation gets you two cds plus an A/V "Hot Action" t-shirt. And you know you want one of those. More information at swordfight.

You can check out some of these tracks on MySpace. Word up.

May 25, 2006

correspondance

From an email I received yesterday:

it was exciting watching you make out with my friend. watching the way that your hands move across her body. watching those same hands reach over and slide between my legs.

It was exciting for me as well. Being watched is one of my biggest turn-ons.

I just love performing for an audience.

boomerang

They call them "the boomerang generation." Tens of millions of grown children, forced by economic circumstances to return home to live with their parents.

I recently felt the full force of this social phenomenon when I got bitched out by somebody's dad. Player rule number one: don't meet the parents. So much for that.

Sometimes you have to bend the rules. I'm always on the road so I don't have anywhere to go. It has to be your place. We could always hang out in my car but after a while it's worth the risk to be able to stretch my legs out.

Thank god I was saved from nudity by a pair of shorts at the moment he walked into the room. Ten minutes earlier and it would've been a wake-up call at the Handjob Hotel.

Just to be clear, I'm talking about a grown woman here. And yet the whole episode made me feel fifteen again. I've always had a problem with authority but what am I going to do, tell a man to mind his own business in his own house?

Turns out Mom thought I was kind of cute. Well, maybe I'll have to drop in, next time I'm in the neighbourhood.

May 23, 2006

from now on:

From now on, it's your job to make sure I don't get so caught up in the moment that I forget to turn on the video camera.

May 19, 2006

13

Things have been pretty quiet around this website lately. I think I broke it. Mom! I broke the Internet!

I tried to upgrade the software to Movable Type version 3.2. What a catastrophe. I couldn't post anything, couldn't rebuild the site, comments weren't working.

I've been too busy to work on it because I've been getting ready for my CD release shows this weekend. You are coming out to these events, right?

So the other night I stayed up until 6 in the morning messing around with the site. If you're reading this it means I can at least post something.

I was kept company all night by the lovely n00dz floating my way over MSN. I don't know why I don't hang out on Messenger more often. Well yes I know why. It's because I like to sleep sometimes.

Anyways it would appear that the blog's database has been corrupted. Slowly I am learning what that means... it means a big nuisance. I might just have to throw everything away and start over from scratch.

Four years. But it really wouldn't be such a tragedy. I don't care. There's plenty more action where all that came from.

I just had this strange urge to consult the I Ching. Dear Mr. Ching. What does the future hold?

13. Tung Jen - The Union of the People

"HEAVEN above, FLAME below. Partnerships and marriages will be successful.  All will be well if you act with honesty and flexibility, but cooperate and are steadfast."

Thanks for telling me what I wanted to hear.

May 06, 2006

quiet night at home


- Quiet night at home.


- Never misses a photo op.

May 01, 2006

female superior

I often fantasize about woman-on-top.

This is because I usually jerk off while lying on my back. I look out my window, at the birds and the clouds and the sun, and I dream up elaborate scenarios involving me and you... sometimes me and your hot friend... sometimes me and Amelia Earhart.

In practice woman-on-top doesn't usually work so well for me. It's mostly an angle issue. Ladies like to do that thing where they lean way back so it hits all their favourite places. Maybe in another five or ten years I'll have an easier time with this, but for now, aaaggggggcck, I don't quite bend that way.

Same applies for the reverse cowgirl position... only in reverse.

It says here that "the female-superior position is preferred by some couples because it affords the woman more control." I seem to attract a lot of women who prefer to be pinned down and thrown around, willingly surrendering physical control to a nasty bastard son-of-a-bitch like me, so this all works out OK.

I do like having you on top when you're on your hands and knees in a sort of doggy position. I wrap my arms around your back and crush your body down against mine, and kiss you on the lips which I quite enjoy doing, and I get to slam my cock up and into you with a high degree of thrusting power while gentle spring breezes blow in through the window to tickle your sexy ass.

Lying on my back is also my favourite position for licking pussy. Put your hands on the wall and lower yourself onto me.

I said: put your hands flat on the fucking wall. Don't move them until I tell you to.

I want to enjoy this taste for a while.

My arms wrap around your thighs, open you up so I can feel how you like it.

Maybe you bounce off my tongue-tip with its feather-light licks. Or maybe you mash yourself down hard against my lips and teeth, grind me, drown my face in your juices.

My eyes are open and I gaze up your body, a lovely view, past your breasts to your tilted-back head, your open, panting mouth.

Yummy.

I really can't say that I have a favourite sexual position. Every woman is so different, every encounter is unique.

Our minds meet at angles that are congruent to the intersection of our bodies. And so I like it always changing, always moving.

But I will say that I get pretty turned on when I fuck you from behind and then twist you on your side a little bit. That way I can watch your face, your breasts and your ass all at the same time.

A visual feast for a hungry lion.