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I find tumblr to be a relaxing and enjoyable procrastination tool. Here's where I'm at:

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Following in the footsteps of the badman I'm probably just going to post a bunch of porn that I like, and so on.

Tonight I'm on a milk-porn kick. It is currently my favourite porn sub-genre: pictures of cute women pouring milk all over themselves. If you happen to find any good milk-porn, please send links, philip at swordfight dot org, thanks.

Please note that I am talking about cow's milk, that is to say, milk-from-a-carton-milk, not to be confused with lactating-human milk, which interests me not at all, for fuck's sake, I'm a single guy and the last thing I want on my screen right now is something reminding me of pregnant-chick motherporn.

I love milk. I have long believed that the amount of my intake of 2% milk has a direct correlation with the volume and ferocity of my orgasms. You can argue with me all you want, but listen, I'm not here trying to tell you how your body works. It tastes awesome and can't be beat whenever you need a "refresher."

Life sucks lately because milk is expensive and I'm pretty broke so I've been forced to go without. One of my roommates went away and abandoned a box of rice milk in the fridge, which is better than nothing I guess... still nowhere near as satisfying as the real thing, it's pretty weak and watered down, certainly nothing like a two-day load, maybe more like a 20-minute load.

Another feature of the tumblog is going to be a daily quote from Al Goldstein who has the best sexblog on the planet right now, as far as I'm concerned, nobody else even comes close.

Oh yeah, I should probably write something about the Easter threesome.

Posted by philip at 10:58 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)

The two-day load. There is no greater way for a single guy to show he really likes you. Oh sure, he can buy you flowers or take you to Paris or whatever. But if a guy has money it’s no big deal to throw it around. I’m talking about something a guy can do for you that he can’t do for his grandma.

So I wake up in the morning and I know I’m going to see you tomorrow night. Do I jerk off as per usual? Of course I jerk off as per usual! I’ve got a busy day ahead, lots of stuff to do, I can’t be hanging out distracted by my horny cock all damn day.

But... wait. What if I save it up. Just this one time. Yeah, save it all up for my baby. Could I do that?

That’s when I find myself rolling around in my bed, wondering if this woman is worthy of the two-day load.

Fuck! I hate this. You don’t even know what I go through for you. Rolling around and around. I can stroke my hard cock for what seems like hours on end, getting so hot and so wet and slippery with precum that it’s almost like I already got off.

I usually find it difficult to get out of bed until after I’ve had an orgasm, so saving up for a two-day load is very time consuming. There’s no release. I’m just stuck there torturing myself forever.

Once the decision is made, it makes for a very annoying two days. I have to stop myself from grinding my crotch up against tabletops and stuff. Sometimes I’ll go to the bathroom and take my cock out and hold it in my hands. And it will start to respond to the touch of my hand, and...“Agggh, no, I’ve waited this long. One more day. Fuck!”

I just want to make sure you appreciate this. When a guy grabs you as soon as he sees you, and all he can think about is blasting his cum all over your tits and your ass and your face and every part of your body, I hope you understand and feel special, because of the sacrifice that we put into this.

Sure, we’ll get into the making out and the foreplay and all the things that go along with some sweet lovin’. But there must be something to be said for wanting a woman so bad that you feel like your cock is waiting to explode the second it comes in contact with her pussy.

It is a special thing. Not just any woman will be worthy of the two-day load. Hell no.

I read somewhere that male porn stars will abstain from orgasms for a week before they shoot a scene. They film the cumshots first, to ensure a prodigious load, and after that’s over with, they go on to tape the rest of the scene.

I can’t think of too many instances when I’ve gone a week without coming. I tried it once a few years back as sort of an experiment. I was travelling in close quarters with a small group of people for a week and opportunity was lacking. So I saved it all up for a week and hooked up with a hottie as soon as I got home.

I was pretty fucking crazy for getting off. Supposedly there is a video recording of this event that may be circulating. I just want to say right now, if and when you see this video, you might be getting a somewhat skewed version of my normal sex life.

Anyway, at this moment, I’m looking at the pictures that you sent me and I don’t know if I can take it... How would you feel about a day-and-a-half load?

Posted by philip at 04:49 PM | Permalink | Comments (6)