good morning from viagra lab
They have wireless internet at Viagra Lab but hotaction is blocked on the network. I can still make posts on the site because I'm sneaky like that, but I can't actually read it, so email me if you notice any weirdness or typos. (Never mind, hello proxy surfer!)
It's not yet eight in the morning and I've already had five blood samples taken. They gave us the experimental drug about an hour ago. Sixteen men immediately turned blue and fell to the floor clutching their throats. Of course I'm kidding.
Viagra Lab combines all the best features of hospitals, prisons, laboratories and the military. We're on a regimen. Water discipline is in effect, four hours until we get a mandatory meal, blood draws are taken one after the other. Gerbils in a wheel. Blood pressure 120/68, heart rate 60 beats per minute, I'm a fucking clock!
If I were put in charge of Viagra Lab you can bet it would be way different. I would get to have a nap and be awakened in a couple hours by a mandatory soothing handjob. Maybe I should be stoked to be hanging out with a bunch of cute brunettes with glasses, lab coats and clipboards but this is offset by the fact that I'm in a room with three dozen French guys on boner drugs. As it stands I'm half-asleep, starving and pretty much the opposite of aroused right now.
