RE-IGNITION
~ Before I type anything else, check this out, an anonymous lady just posted this link in the shoutbox: Leia's Metal Bikini Dot Com. This is rad. There are several photo galleries of women sporting full-on slave-Leia stylings, and I must say, some of them are looking quite foxable. If you decide to wear this costume for Hallowe'en be sure to come out to Gaspereau Forks and knock on my door. I'll be dressed up as your evil alien slave-master oppressor.
~ OK, I just finished doing this thing I like to do, which is when I run up and down the stairs of my house while listening to "I Against I" by the Bad Brains. After fighting off a cold for the last few days I'd been feeling like a bit of a slug... I hadn't gotten any exercise all weekend, unless you count jerking off, which in this case, I do not.
I think there is such a thing as good jerking off and bad jerking off. Good jerking off is what happens right after you've had sex with someone really hot and you wake up the next day and you're tortured by the overwhelming rush of erectile memories, and you come with a huge crash before you can even get out of bed, and all day long you're daydreaming about this certain someone and the testosterone in your system gushes and surges like the waterfall of chocolate sauce that flows freely over the snow-white mountains of ice cream in the beautiful land of Dairy Queen.
Whereas bad jerking off is more like when you're too lazy to get out of your chair and go do something productive, because it's easier to just look at a bunch of porn on your computer and get yourself off over and over looking at the breasts of pretty Eastern European girls, and after a while it gets to the point where you're nothing but a half-dazed cum-machine facing down the law of diminishing returns. Make no mistake, it still feels good but you don't exactly feel like you're doing anything to Advance The Cause.
So I guess you could say I had a spate of bad jerking off on the weekend, I'm a bad boy. But today I'm feeling pretty good.
~ Bad Brains - Re-Ignition [mp3]
