regret
Oh, hey--sorry I missed your last message.
I had to go take a long, hot bath after I came all over myself while sitting on the couch staring at your tits on a computer screen.
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November 24, 2008
November 17, 2008
rough crossings are more fun
Hey. I'm on the Newfoundland ferry. We're just about to dock in North Sydney. Three shows left in the Alcohol/Violence Tour 2008.
I took something from a hot girl and I'm going to use it in a sexual ritual. I left something behind too. She sent me a text message that said "You left a little hickey and it's cute." OK. I left you a cute little hickey. Did you see these claw marks on my body? I look like I've been mauled by a wild animal.
Meanwhile, The Chauffeur is turning into a celebrity in her own right. All the ladies are intrigued at the possibility of being driven around and getting it on limo-style in the actionmobile. So I made her a facebook profile. She's way too much of a voyeur to reveal anything about herself on facebook. But the deal is, you will add her, and then she will log in and silently glide through your photo albums, while getting herself off picturing all the exquisite possibilities.
Lady Chauffeur has quite a way with women, and she has a way of making things happen. Which I respect.
Get up on it like this:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1631596849
I also gave her an email address at chauffeur[at]hotaction[dot]ca. Send her something sexy. Would anyone else like one of these email addresses? You @ hotaction dot ca? It would forward right to your normal email, but with the added benefit of a certain cachet, if you're giving it out to dudes in bars or whatever. Make me an offer I can't refuse.
Ferry's docking, I gotta go... we're gonna drive through the night to Halifax and probably sleep in the van.
Thurs Nov 20 - Fredericton @ The Capital w/Ruby Jean and the Thoughtful Bees
Fri Nov 21 - Halifax @ Gus's Pub w/The Kettle Black, The Grass, Audio Novella
Sat Nov 22 - Saint John @ Sunstar Lounge, Evilmp3 DJ set w/The Kettle Black
November 15, 2008
newfoundland
I thought I was going to blog this whole tour but it hasn't really worked out that way. Things have been pretty crazy and any free time that I might have used for writing has been instead been spent trying to catch some sleep, there hasn't been much sleep. In ten minutes I'm going to play an all-ages show and I'm in such a heightened state of horniness that I can hardly think straight.
Purple absinthe from Eastern Europe... all I can say is, wow.
November 09, 2008
oh hai
Hello from Sydney, Cape Breton. I'm on tour right now with The Kettle Black. We're on our way to Newfoundland. I'm just posting because I can, the venue has wireless internet and I'm sending this show out on the webcam. My drink of choice tonight is vodka and lime. I wanna get into it man, you know.
It's been so warm on the east coast. Last night I slept in a tent on Prince Edward Island. Xoxo. I'm very fortunate and sometimes I get to have a really pretty girlfriend for a weekend, or for one night. I would live on tour for my whole life if I could. In a few minutes I'm going to get up and rock the fuck out of this joint.