hot action

Hey. I'm on the Newfoundland ferry. We're just about to dock in North Sydney. Three shows left in the Alcohol/Violence Tour 2008.

I took something from a hot girl and I'm going to use it in a sexual ritual. I left something behind too. She sent me a text message that said "You left a little hickey and it's cute." OK. I left you a cute little hickey. Did you see these claw marks on my body? I look like I've been mauled by a wild animal.

Meanwhile, The Chauffeur is turning into a celebrity in her own right. All the ladies are intrigued at the possibility of being driven around and getting it on limo-style in the actionmobile. So I made her a facebook profile. She's way too much of a voyeur to reveal anything about herself on facebook. But the deal is, you will add her, and then she will log in and silently glide through your photo albums, while getting herself off picturing all the exquisite possibilities.

Lady Chauffeur has quite a way with women, and she has a way of making things happen. Which I respect.

Get up on it like this:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1631596849

I also gave her an email address at chauffeur[at]hotaction[dot]ca. Send her something sexy. Would anyone else like one of these email addresses? You @ hotaction dot ca? It would forward right to your normal email, but with the added benefit of a certain cachet, if you're giving it out to dudes in bars or whatever. Make me an offer I can't refuse.

Ferry's docking, I gotta go... we're gonna drive through the night to Halifax and probably sleep in the van.
Thurs Nov 20 - Fredericton @ The Capital w/Ruby Jean and the Thoughtful Bees
Fri Nov 21 - Halifax @ Gus's Pub w/The Kettle Black, The Grass, Audio Novella
Sat Nov 22 - Saint John @ Sunstar Lounge, Evilmp3 DJ set w/The Kettle Black

Posted by philip on November 17, 2008 10:55 PM | Permalink