you're hot hot hot and you're cold cold cold
Here's a snippet of an interview with Yelle where she talks about how to seduce a French girl.
She's so adorable. Oh Yelle. I will be funny and not-too-romantic for you, and we will get run away and get married and have our honeymoon at the Ass Palace Hotel where we will like it so much that we won't ever want to leave.
"Dans un film pornographique."
"Hot N Cold." I just heard this new jam with Yelle and Katy Perry and I hate myself but my iPod was on repeat and I let the track play five times in a row before I finally got up and changed it. It's completely disposable ear candy and yet it's the song of the moment. We're hot as in Hot Action and yet it's minus thirty five celsius with the windchill here in Canada. Hot and cold. Ohhhh I get it.
It starts off with Katy's cheesy top-40 radio voice but don't be fooled because all of a sudden out of nowhere it turns into a Yelle song. Sorry Katy, you're cute and everything but Yelle comes onto this with so much energy and sass that she makes you look like a walking computer program and all of a sudden I'm jumping around the kitchen doing the Yelle dance.
I dressed up as Yelle for Halloween. The dance is when you put on your American Apparel black eel leggings and a big Pac Man t-shirt and move your shoulders around and do aerobics for an hour and a half straight.
~ Katy Perry (feat. Yelle) - Hot N Cold
Comments
Where can I find that remix!?! Yelle is sex
The Yelle dance would be tektonik!!
Posted by: Tron | February 10, 2009 02:16 AM
lank mai!
Posted by: raymi | March 12, 2009 05:04 PM
How to seduce a french woman, years ago I met a young french girl, my age on a beach in turkey, we were both with a different group of travellers and both going in the opposite directions. So it was to be a bbq and a few drinks on the beach and good bye forever.. She was stunning looking, spoke no english and I spoke no french. I was trying my chatup lines with her without any effect, finally when the it was getting late and my time was getting short. I pointed to her and then to me and said jig a jig while sliding my index finger into the circle of my thumb and index finger of the opposite hand. Her response was immediate, oui oui. After obtaining a blanket and a very short walk into the darkness were at it for the remainder of the night. She was insatiable, as was I. The morning came with the both of us lying naked, covered in sand and each others juices with our respoective travelling companions urging us to continue our journey. Sweet Yolanda, never to meet again.
Posted by: oldman | June 18, 2009 01:11 AM